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Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once! Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays. Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age! Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?" Q: "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" A: "No, only little babies." Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? A: Because people kept toasting him! Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? A: Angel food cake, of course! Q: What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? A: Get married on his birthday. Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A: A birthday pheasant! Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He has a whale of a party! Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?" Q: What was the average age of a cave man? A: Stone Age! Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks! Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was marble cake! Q: What does a clam do on his birthday? A: He shellabrates! Q: What party game do rabbits like to play? A: Musical Hares! Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A: Mice cream and cake! Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A: In a cat-alogue! Q: What is a meaning of a true friend? A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age! Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks. I'll never part with it! Q: Why are birthday's good for you? A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest! Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? A: "What's eating you?" Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it's been sliced. Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it! Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? A: It was a tappy one! Q: How can you tell that you're getting old? A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday? A: It was a flappy one! Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday? A: It was a sappy one! Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles. Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one. Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade. It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. 'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds. That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards. "When's your birthday?" "June 2nd." "What year?" "Every year!" Unfriending facebook people on their birthday. Some things in life just make me smile I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you. That awkward moment when you say "Hey!" to someone at school, not realizing it's their birthday until later that day when you get on Facebook. Birthday Bar Jokes The Boss Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?" His employees replied, "No." Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?" "His employees replied again, "No." Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?" His workers responded, "A puppy." Birthday Gift A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Funny Birthday Jokes For Friends For Men Form Sister For Brother For Girls For Dad For Women For Boyfriend For Husband For Mom

Funny Birthday Jokes For Friends For Men Form Sister For Brother For Girls For Dad For Women For Boyfriend For Husband For Mom

Funny Birthday Jokes For Friends For Men Form Sister For Brother For Girls For Dad For Women For Boyfriend For Husband For Mom

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