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If you are planning a celebration for someone turning 60, you might want to put one of these headings on the invitations: The Big 6-0, Sexy Sixty, Sweet Sixty, or Sixty is Nifty. Also, you might want to include one of these quotes:
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius - George Carlin
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash
The theme of the party needs to be something the honoree would like, maybe a retro party back to his teenage years. You could play music from that era, or even have a trivia game about things that happened in his youth. This could be entertaining for the younger guests.
When planning the food, be sure to have options for those with dietary restrictions, like low sodium choices. Self serve is always good, and one idea would be to have a buffet where the guests could make their own sandwich. It might be nice to have 60 cupcakes served on a party tray with tiers instead of a cake. If you have a cake, remember you can get a candle that says “60” or two candles that say “6” and “0.”
Finding the Right Words
Sometimes it is fun to have a “roast” where people say a few words about the guest of honor. These don’t have to be insulting, just funny or mildly teasing.
You may need inspirational words for a 60th birthday for the roast or for making a speech or a toast. A speech could include:
The honoree’s achievements
Favorite hobbies or things he likes to do
What was happening on the day that he was born
Information about his early years
Here are some jokes and sayings that you might use:
The best speech makers follow three simple rules: Stand Up, Speak Up, and then very quickly, Shut Up.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
You may also need words for a 60th birthday for a card you send, a card that accompanies a present, or an You're not getting older...just more distinguished!
Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood!
Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years!
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. "Nelson Mandela was born on July 18, 1918, in Mveso, Transkei, South Africa. Becoming actively involved in the anti-apartheid movement in his 20s, Mandela joined the African National Congress in 1942. For 20 years, he directed a campaign of peaceful, non-violent defiance against the South African government and its racist policies. In 1993,