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So, your friend's birthday is approaching and this time you plan to tease him about his age? Well, there is nothing more fun in this world than pulling a friend's leg, and if the occasion is his birthday party, even more so! Whether you plan to read out funny messages for a friend at his party or write funny birthday card messages, if taken in the right spirit, they are bound to amuse your friend to no end. Scroll down for some funny birthday wishes for friends, followed by some equally funny birthday quotes.
Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
"May this birthday not be your last!"
"Another year, another new place that aches."
"You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative." Congratulations!
"On Your birthday, I would like to give you some pearls of wisdom...Smile while u still have your teeth intact."
"Count your blessings, not your wrinkles."
"Don't worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don't worry about the past, you can't change it, don't worry about the present, I have not got one for you!"
"You're not thirty; you're eighteen with twelve years of experience."
Cute Birthday Messages for Friends
"Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?"
"On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!"
"One more year of existence down the drain." Happy Birthday!
"Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake."
"With age comes wisdom. And you're one of the wisest people I know!"
"A simple celebration
a gathering of friends
here is wishing u great happiness
a joy that never ends."
"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you." Happy Birthday my best friend!
"Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat."
"Joy is what I wish for you
Success in everything you do
Hope all your dreams come true
And luck may not leave you."
"Birthday cards are all the same
That just seems an awful shame
But this one's different from the start
Since it traveled from the heart."
Funny Birthday Sayings for Friends
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. So, enjoy the trip. - Author Unknown
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." - Author Unknown
"After 30, a body has a mind of its own." - Author Unknown
"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." - Jim Eason
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." - Chili Davis
"If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent." - Nicole Beale
"Age is not important unless you're a cheese." - Helen Hayes
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." - Erma Bombeck
"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." - George Harrison
Here's hoping that you had fun reading these funny birthday messages for friends. Your company and a well written funny happy birthday message for a friend, is sure to make your friend's birthday even more enjoyable!
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and not worry about the weight." ~ Anonymous
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, Happy Birthday." ~ Steven Wright
"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape." ~ Samuel Johnson
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." ~ George Burns
"There is still no cure for the common birthday." ~ John Glenn
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." ~ Frank Sinatra
"As long as there are birthday Gifts, I don't mind celebrating my birthdays everyday." ~ Anonymous
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Jack Benny
"I have been 25 since I was 25." ~ Anonymous
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." ~ Chili Davis
"Let us respect gray hair, especially our own." ~ J. P. Sears
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." ~ Mark Twain
"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." ~ William Shakespeare
Wishing a woman on her birthday is a trick, very few people have mastered. There are many funny birthday sayings about women. Some of these funny birthday quotes indeed are able to depict a woman the way she actually is. These famous birthday quotes will be of help in wishing a woman a great birthday at the same time, you will be sure that she is not offended with it.
Birthday Quotes for Women
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." ~ Robert Frost
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." ~ Robert Frost
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." ~ Mary Schmich
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." ~ E. Joseph Cossman
"What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it." ~ Brigitte Bardot
"Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change." ~ Molly Keane
"It takes a long time to become young." ~ Pablo Picasso
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." ~ Anonymous

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